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The Redneck Special Forces...
« on: January 03, 2008, 07:02:30 pm »
United States Redneck Special Forces

 
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces.
 
These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Illinois, and Texas boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given only the fallowing facts about terrorists...
 
1. the season opened today
 
2. there is no limit
 
3. they taste just like chicken
 
4. they don't like beer, pickup trucks, fishing, country music or Jesus
 
5. they are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt
 
6. their favorite movie is BrokeBack Mountain
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Re: The Redneck Special Forces...
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2008, 06:25:36 am »
LOL!

Wow! I wish!
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Re: The Redneck Special Forces...
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2008, 03:06:32 pm »
still havent figured out exactly what a "Redneck" is
but with those statements I guess we are talking those country ppl in hot US regions?
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Re: The Redneck Special Forces...
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2008, 10:45:46 pm »
Quote from: VIKING on March 23, 2008, 03:06:32 pm
still havent figured out exactly what a "Redneck" is
but with those statements I guess we are talking those country ppl in hot US regions?

Well, a "redneck" is an unsophisticated rural person, usually from a warm southern region of the US.  Some common stereotypes of rednecks include:

1.  They drive trucks, not cars...
2.  They probably own more than one gun...
3.  They're Caucasian but with a burnt red neck...
4.  They're not very smart and not very civilized...

I would suggest typing "Jeff Foxworthy" into google...

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/iuiCnQc17jg&amp;hl=en" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/iuiCnQc17jg&amp;hl=en</a>
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